Weeb's Cosmetic Giveaway

[Captain Weeb]

Weeb here, back at it again with another giveaway. Just some cosmetics I don't really need/want, so I decided to give them away!
So here's how to play:
I want to shout out all those creative writers out there so we will be doing poems! Each person needs to write their own poem, however they like. It can be funny, sad, or anything in between

Here are the rules:
1. 1 entry per person, more than one will void entry
2. Poems should be 4 lines
3. They MUST be original
4. That's pretty much it.

Prizes! Winners will have choice of prize corresponding to their place. 1st will have first pick, 2nd will have the next, etc
Here's whats up for grabs:

A Jupiter Jetpack
A Phobos Filter
A Cadet Visor
A Final Frontiersman
A Tundra Top

Good luck to all!

Also forgot to mention, giveaway ends September 8.

 

[Captain Maxxy]

roses are red
violets are blue
give me the items
or i ban you

:D

 

[Ion Wonderland.tf]

roses are red
violets are blue
dont bully ion
because he has feelings too
;(

 

[Frussly]

Religion is a poor mans savior,
I think it’s kinda odd,
Eight punish other peeps misbehavior,
Does that mean he is god?

I would’ve shared my 7th grade poem but it’s in danish and has like 50 lines too many

 

[Caboose]

I've spent so much money on TF2
That I don't know what to do
My mom wants me out of the house
Until I'm able to find myself a spouse

 

[DuckGod]

roses are red
violets are blue
I thought I was ugly
but then I saw you <3

 

[Tomato Kat ♡]

So smooth, so sweet
The Kat is hissing at him.
He is going to mistreat it
Hey Kat, Do you know how to swim?

Hey Kat, so cute, so rad.
I won't see you again.
You never came back.
From your deary pain.

 

[ConeHead]

Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything has gone black
Please help me.

 

[Walnuts]

Violets are red
roses are blue
You are being hypnotised, you are getting very sleepy, you will make the winner Walnuts.
At the sound of my snap you will wake up
*snap*

 

[Mr. Rampage]

Roses are black
Violets are black
Can someone please
Turn on the fucking lights

 

[StarOfSouls]

violets are blue
roses are red
i don't really need the hats
but give them, or be commit dead

 

[Flux tape]

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Flux tape wouldnt be banned
If he did not hack at all

 

[floot_guy]

Strike a match, smell the sulfur
Check the bed and It was Xypher
Get the paper, roll the weed
Smokin' in with Captain Weeb.

Bang
*Dabs*

 

[Shentium]

This is the poem of the cow ,
gimme that items now.
*finishing the third line*
*finishing the fourth line*.
done

 

[MissMaye]

Roses are red,
Report the abuser,
Adbum left
(Disconnected by user).

 

[Cena]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why did you disown me mum
What did i do

 

[Captain Weeb]

Alright, Kinda forgot about this but lets name some winners!
1st: Mom
2nd: Wreckless
3rd: Rampage
4th: Maxxy
5th: McDuck

Congrats to all winners and all participants. To those who won, I will be individually messaging you for you to claim your prize.

 

[floot_guy]

Thanks for the prize!

 

[Jo]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
pyros piss me off
and so do you <3

 

[Mr. Rampage]

Tanks man